czasami jest wesoło, gdy trafia się na kompletnego imbecyla


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-59465452-1972
played at "Trier" for USD RM from 2008-01-30 16:00 until 2008-01-30 16:02
Seat 1: anskaribcn ($11.60 in chips)
Seat 2: Bianconero12 ($43.10 in chips)
Seat 3: bobibene2 ($22.55 in chips)
Seat 4: x Loop13 ($10.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Nopalla ($21.30 in chips)
Seat 6: CadeFoster ($24.70 in chips)
Seat 7: Pad Garrett ($16.75 in chips)
Seat 8: vejuma ($26.70 in chips)
Seat 10: Mr_7x ($22.45 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
x Loop13 posts blind ($0.15), Nopalla posts blind ($0.25).

PRE-FLOP
CadeFoster folds, Pad Garrett folds, vejuma calls $0.25, Mr_7x bets $1.50, anskaribcn folds, Bianconero12 folds, bobibene2 folds, x Loop13 folds, Nopalla folds, vejuma calls $1.25.

FLOP [board cards: TS,KS,5H ]
vejuma checks, Mr_7x bets $3, vejuma calls $3.

TURN [board cards: TS,KS,5H,6H ]
vejuma checks, Mr_7x bets $5, vejuma calls $5.

RIVER [board cards: TS,KS,5H,6H,AD ]
vejuma bets $13, Mr_7x calls $12.95 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
vejuma shows [ AC,9H ]
Mr_7x shows [ KD,KH ]
vejuma wins $0.05, Mr_7x wins $43.80.
SUMMARY
Dealer: bobibene2
Pot: $45.35, (including rake: $1.50)
anskaribcn, loses $0
Bianconero12, loses $0
bobibene2, loses $0
x Loop13, loses $0.15
Nopalla, loses $0.25
CadeFoster, loses $0
Pad Garrett, loses $0
vejuma, loses $22.45
Mr_7x, bets $22.45, collects $43.80, net $21.35


ale czasami, to ****** ***** ********** ******* *********!!

troche jest 1 rozdanie i wyjście ze stołu ze stackiem x2,5 to coś pięknego

***** Hand 938718169 *****
0.50/1.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 3 luty 2008 17:45:12
Table TH 14 (Real/Cash Game)
Seat 1: Luiro2 (238.75)
Seat 2: H_a_Z (99.00)
Seat 4: davdani (119.15)
Seat 5: SerioTheef (112.60)
Luiro2 post SB 0.50
H_a_Z post BB 1.00
** Deal **
Luiro2 [N/A, N/A]
H_a_Z [Qs, 9s]
davdani [N/A, N/A]
SerioTheef [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
davdani Call 1.00
SerioTheef Fold
Luiro2 Fold
H_a_Z Check
*** Flop(Board): *** : [Qh, 7h, 4d]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
H_a_Z Bet 1.00
davdani Call 1.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [Qh, 7h, 4d, Qc]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
H_a_Z Bet 1.00
davdani Call 1.00
*** River(Board): *** : [Qh, 7h, 4d, Qc, Qd]
*** Bet Round 4 ***
H_a_Z Bet 35.00
davdani Call 35.00
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 3.00 Total Pot: 73.50
Luiro2 Fold Win: 0.00
H_a_Z [Qs, 9s] Four of a kind, queens Win: 73.50
davdani Fold Win: 0.00
SerioTheef Fold Win: 0.00

taki maly slowplay

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-59824134-2543
played at "Kobe" for USD RM from 2008-02-04 10:32 until 2008-02-04 10:33
Seat 1: kamtek30 ($25.10 in chips)
Seat 2: dtmb ($21.25 in chips)
Seat 3: clouseau123 ($24.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Umphter ($26.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Jimmyba88 ($7.65 in chips)
Seat 6: yarak18 ($24.50 in chips)
Seat 7: Patrick821 ($11 in chips)
Seat 8: umtij ($48.10 in chips)
Seat 9: _JooseGoose_ ($22.50 in chips)
Seat 10: asdqwe27 ($19.25 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
kamtek30 posts blind ($0.15), dtmb posts blind ($0.25).

PRE-FLOP
clouseau123 folds, Umphter folds, Jimmyba88 calls $0.25, yarak18 folds, Patrick821 calls $0.25, umtij folds, _JooseGoose_ folds, asdqwe27 folds, kamtek30 bets $1, dtmb calls $0.90, Jimmyba88 folds, Patrick821 calls $0.90.

FLOP [board cards: 2S,QD,JD ]
kamtek30 checks, dtmb checks, Patrick821 checks.

TURN [board cards: 2S,QD,JD,QS ]
kamtek30 checks, dtmb checks, Patrick821 checks.

RIVER [board cards: 2S,QD,JD,QS,3D ]
kamtek30 bets $2, dtmb bets $4, Patrick821 folds, kamtek30 bets $6, dtmb bets $8, kamtek30 bets $15.95 and is all-in, dtmb calls $8.10 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
kamtek30 shows [ JH,QH ]
dtmb shows [ KD,6D ]
kamtek30 wins $3.85, kamtek30 wins $42.40.
SUMMARY
Dealer: asdqwe27
Pot: $47.75, (including rake: $1.50)
kamtek30, bets $25.10, collects $46.25, net $21.15
dtmb, loses $21.25
clouseau123, loses $0
Umphter, loses $0
Jimmyba88, loses $0.25
yarak18, loses $0
Patrick821, loses $1.15
umtij, loses $0
_JooseGoose_, loses $0
asdqwe27, loses $0

To pochwalę się kilkoma dzisiejszymi rozdaniami

Na początek coś pechowego:

***** Hand 941382301 *****
0.12/0.25 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 5 luty 2008 13:57:56
Turbo TH 48 (Real/Cash Game)
Seat 1: malaluna (34.04)
Seat 2: cardaholik (51.59)
Seat 3: KS$ (14.87)
Seat 4: le_piz (46.81)
Seat 5: JWRUDD (27.57)
JWRUDD post SB 0.12
malaluna post BB 0.25
** Deal **
malaluna [N/A, N/A]
cardaholik [N/A, N/A]
KS$ [Qd, Qh]
le_piz [N/A, N/A]
JWRUDD [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
cardaholik Raise to 1.25
KS$ Raise to 3.00
le_piz Fold
JWRUDD Fold
malaluna Fold
cardaholik Raise to 11.00
KS$ All-in 14.87
cardaholik Call 14.87
*** Flop(Board): *** : [5d, 4d, Jc]
*** Turn(Board): *** : [5d, 4d, Jc, Ks]
*** River(Board): *** : [5d, 4d, Jc, Ks, 3d]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 1.50 Total Pot: 28.61
malaluna Fold Win: 0.00
cardaholik [Kh, Kd] Three of a kind, kings Win: 28.61
KS$ [Qd, Qh] Pair of queens Win: 0.00
le_piz Fold Win: 0.00
JWRUDD Fold Win: 0.00

...ale po zmianie stolika szczęscie mnie dopadło:

***** Hand 941407020 *****
0.12/0.25 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 5 luty 2008 14:15:59
TH Mini 35 (Real/Cash Game)
Seat 1: JHP2M (42.14)
Seat 2: KS$ (21.87)
Seat 3: thehost (25.00)
Seat 5: Nummer99 (4.40)
KS$ post SB 0.12
thehost post BB 0.25
** Deal **
JHP2M [N/A, N/A]
KS$ [Qh, 4h]
thehost [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
JHP2M Raise to 1.00
KS$ Call 1.00
thehost Fold
*** Flop(Board): *** : [9s, 6h, 4s]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
KS$ Bet 0.50
JHP2M Raise to 2.00
KS$ Call 2.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [9s, 6h, 4s, Qc]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
KS$ Check
JHP2M Bet 4.00
KS$ All-in 18.87
JHP2M Call 18.87
*** River(Board): *** : [9s, 6h, 4s, Qc, Ah]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 2.15 Total Pot: 41.84
JHP2M Fold Win: 0.00
KS$ [Qh, 4h] Two pair queens and fours Win: 41.84
thehost Fold Win: 0.00
Nummer99 [N/A, N/A] Highest card nine Win: 0.00
(ten all in był może głupi ale z obserwacji przeciwnika przypuszczałem że nie ma nic ciekawego)

***** Hand 941416831 *****
0.12/0.25 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 5 luty 2008 14:23:10
TH Mini 35 (Real/Cash Game)
Seat 1: JHP2M (23.52)
Seat 2: KS$ (46.80)
Seat 3: thehost (23.76)
Seat 4: jokeroxxl (21.88)
Seat 5: Nummer99 (4.48)
Nummer99 post SB 0.12
JHP2M post BB 0.25
** Deal **
JHP2M [N/A, N/A]
KS$ [3d, 8d]
thehost [N/A, N/A]
jokeroxxl [N/A, N/A]
Nummer99 [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
KS$ Call 0.25
thehost Fold
jokeroxxl Fold
Nummer99 Call 0.25
JHP2M Raise to 1.00
KS$ Call 1.00
Nummer99 Fold
*** Flop(Board): *** : [8c, 4h, 8s]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
JHP2M Bet 2.00
KS$ Call 2.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [8c, 4h, 8s, 5s]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
JHP2M Check
KS$ Bet 7.00
JHP2M All-in 20.52
KS$ Call 20.52
*** River(Board): *** : [8c, 4h, 8s, 5s, 7s]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 2.35 Total Pot: 44.94
JHP2M [Qd, Qc] Two pair queens and eights Win: 0.00
KS$ [3d, 8d] Three of a kind, eights Win: 44.94
thehost Fold Win: 0.00
jokeroxxl Fold Win: 0.00
Nummer99 Fold Win: 0.00
(tutaj mój kicker nie był powalający, ale się udało i on nie miał 8)

a po takim flopie nie wypada przegrać:
***** Hand 941426425 *****
0.12/0.25 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 5 luty 2008 14:30:30
TH Mini 35 (Real/Cash Game)
Seat 1: JHP2M (21.25)
Seat 2: KS$ (64.97)
Seat 3: ladesch87 (28.53)
Seat 4: jokeroxxl (24.82)
Seat 5: Nummer99 (4.11)
KS$ post SB 0.12
ladesch87 post BB 0.25
** Deal **
JHP2M [N/A, N/A]
KS$ [Ah, As]
ladesch87 [N/A, N/A]
jokeroxxl [N/A, N/A]
Nummer99 [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
jokeroxxl Call 0.25
Nummer99 Call 0.25
JHP2M Raise to 1.00
KS$ Raise to 2.00
ladesch87 Call 2.00
jokeroxxl Call 2.00
Nummer99 Call 2.00
JHP2M Call 2.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [2h, Ac, 3c]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
KS$ Check
ladesch87 Check
jokeroxxl Check
Nummer99 Check
JHP2M Bet 8.00
KS$ Raise to 16.00
ladesch87 Fold
jokeroxxl All-in 22.82
Nummer99 Fold
JHP2M All-in 19.25
KS$ Call 22.82
*** Turn(Board): *** : [2h, Ac, 3c, Ad]
*** River(Board): *** : [2h, Ac, 3c, Ad, 7h]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 3.00 Total Pot: 71.89
JHP2M Fold Win: 0.00
KS$ [Ah, As] Four of a kind, aces Win: 71.89
ladesch87 Fold Win: 0.00
jokeroxxl [5h, 4h] Straight to the five Win: 0.00
Nummer99 Fold Win: 0.00
(przeciwnik może mówić chyba o pechu, ale ja bym nie podbijał z 4 5)

... z tego stolika wyszedłem z 7-krotnością początkowego stacka więc uznałem, że mogę się chamsko pochwalić swoim szczęściem. Życzę wszystkim co najmniej tak dobrych kart jak ja dostawałem w ciągu tej godziny

A mi sie udalo cos takiego.... ;] ( mysle ze rozegralem to dobrze... ) chociasz z takimi kartami nie da sie zle rozegrac

http://www.fotosik.pl/pokaz_obrazek/pelny/274817766c03fb64.html

[img]http://www.fotosik.pl/pokaz_obrazek/pelny/274817766c03fb64.html[/img]

jak sie wstawia zdjecia ? ( nie wiem czy wyjdzie)

Zly link, koncowka nie moze byc html a np jpg

kopiuj adres obrazka
czyli:

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tu polecialem na 111 a od 100 byly $

takie cos przed chwila na freerollu w nordicbet mi sie zdarzylo. Nie chcialo mi sie grac i z 33 all in, ale jakby mozna bylo przyjmowac zaklady po turnie to bym dal kazde pieniadze ze river bedzie K

Mały straight flush, to i mała wygrana
A mogła być jeszcze mniejsza, gdyż miałem kocioł na pulpicie i nie zauważyłem po riverze, że mam tego pokerka, dopiero jak gość zagrał, to zerknąłem trochę czujniej


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-60478267-107
played at "Antsiranana" for USD RM from 2008-02-11 05:02 until 2008-02-11 05:04

Seat 1: anaash ($8.15 in chips)
Seat 2: roycus1 ($4.45 in chips)
Seat 3: Dannilein 63 ($31.60 in chips)
Seat 4: SaNaRoSa ($50.45 in chips)
Seat 5: tenchukka ($42.65 in chips)
Seat 6: sweet-sugar ($8.70 in chips)
Seat 8: x kati ($12.70 in chips)
Seat 10: MrTower ($27.10 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
Dannilein 63 posts blind ($0.15), SaNaRoSa posts blind ($0.25).

PRE-FLOP
tenchukka folds, sweet-sugar folds, x kati folds, MrTower calls $0.25, anaash calls $0.25, roycus1 folds, Dannilein 63 folds, SaNaRoSa checks.

FLOP [board cards: 5H,7H,AC ]
SaNaRoSa checks, MrTower checks, anaash checks.

TURN [board cards: 5H,7H,AC,8H ]
SaNaRoSa checks, MrTower checks, anaash checks.

RIVER [board cards: 5H,7H,AC,8H,6H ]
SaNaRoSa checks, MrTower checks, anaash bets $1, SaNaRoSa folds, MrTower bets $15, anaash calls $6.90 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
MrTower shows [ 4H,4S ]
anaash mucks cards [ 8S,QH ]
MrTower wins $7.10, MrTower wins $15.90.

SUMMARY
Dealer: roycus1
Pot: $23.80, (including rake: $0.80)
anaash, loses $8.15
roycus1, loses $0
Dannilein 63, loses $0.15
SaNaRoSa, loses $0.25
tenchukka, loses $0
sweet-sugar, loses $0
x kati, loses $0
MrTower, bets $15.25, collects $23, net $7.75

Dawno nie złamałem czterech asów


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-60561800-478
played at "Berlin" for USD RM from 2008-02-12 14:00 until 2008-02-12 14:02

Seat 1: Speedition ($12.10 in chips)
Seat 2: SKudo84 ($8.50 in chips)
Seat 3: ExeR-co ($15.55 in chips)
Seat 4: max__13 ($2.15 in chips)
Seat 5: MrTower ($10.65 in chips)
Seat 6: Unsimple1 ($1.85 in chips)
Seat 7: d_rodr ($9.60 in chips)
Seat 8: rewot ($10 in chips)
Seat 9: SebcioXX ($9.85 in chips)
Seat 10: Torsten68 ($1.85 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
d_rodr posts blind ($0.05), rewot posts blind ($0.10).

PRE-FLOP
SebcioXX folds, Torsten68 folds, Speedition calls $0.10, SKudo84 folds, ExeR-co folds, max__13 folds, MrTower calls $0.10, Unsimple1 folds, d_rodr calls $0.05, rewot bets $0.40, Speedition calls $0.40, MrTower calls $0.40, d_rodr folds.

FLOP [board cards: KD,5D,8S ]
rewot bets $1.60, Speedition bets $3.20, MrTower calls $3.20, rewot calls $1.60.

TURN [board cards: KD,5D,8S,4S ]
rewot bets $5.30, Speedition bets $8.40 and is all-in, MrTower calls $6.95 and is all-in, rewot calls $1 and is all-in.

RIVER [board cards: KD,5D,8S,4S,6H ]

SHOWDOWN
Speedition shows [ AH,AS ]
MrTower shows [ 8C,8D ]
rewot shows [ AC,AD ]
Speedition wins $1.45, MrTower wins $1.30, MrTower wins $28.60.

SUMMARY
Dealer: Unsimple1
Pot: $32.85, (including rake: $1.50)
Speedition, loses $10.65
SKudo84, loses $0
ExeR-co, loses $0
max__13, loses $0
MrTower, bets $10.65, collects $29.90, net $19.25
Unsimple1, loses $0
d_rodr, loses $0.10
rewot, loses $10
SebcioXX, loses $0
Torsten68, loses $0

Kolejne łamanko - tym razem musiałem uporać się z czterema waletami


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-60635372-146
played at "Bishop" for USD RM from 2008-02-13 04:55 until 2008-02-13 04:56

Seat 2: -TuomasM- ($10.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Dr Sleeper ($9.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Fullbazar1 ($10 in chips)
Seat 5: Microfrost74 ($6.05 in chips)
Seat 6: xxNoWayOutxx ($2.90 in chips)
Seat 7: MrTower ($17.30 in chips)
Seat 8: ski_mask_way ($9.05 in chips)
Seat 9: remix34 ($1.70 in chips)
Seat 10: Rinateg86 ($18.65 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
-TuomasM- posts blind ($0.10), Fullbazar1 posts blind ($0.10).

PRE-FLOP
Dr Sleeper folds, Fullbazar1 checks, Microfrost74 folds, xxNoWayOutxx bets $0.40, MrTower calls $0.40, ski_mask_way folds, remix34 bets $1.20, Rinateg86 folds, -TuomasM- folds, Fullbazar1 folds, xxNoWayOutxx calls $0.80, MrTower bets $16.90 and is all-in, remix34 calls $0.50 and is all-in, xxNoWayOutxx calls $1.70 and is all-in.

FLOP [board cards: 7S,3C,5D ]

TURN [board cards: 7S,3C,5D,4C ]

RIVER [board cards: 7S,3C,5D,4C,KD ]

SHOWDOWN
MrTower shows [ AH,KH ]
remix34 shows [ JD,JS ]
xxNoWayOutxx shows [ JC,JH ]
MrTower wins $14.40, MrTower wins $2.30, MrTower wins $5.05.

SUMMARY
Dealer: Rinateg86
Pot: $22.10, (including rake: $0.35)
-TuomasM-, loses $0.10
Dr Sleeper, loses $0
Fullbazar1, loses $0.10
Microfrost74, loses $0
xxNoWayOutxx, loses $2.90
MrTower, bets $17.30, collects $21.75, net $4.45
ski_mask_way, loses $0
remix34, loses $1.70
Rinateg86, loses $0


a tu przykład, że zawodowcy to też amatorzy
http://www.zelan.be/poker/pokernights/2615/Kristy_Gazes_vs_Chad_Brown_NOOOBS.html[b][/b]

Ledwie wszedłem na stolik, a tam rzeźnia: 4 alliny po flopie, na którym jeden gość złapał seta, a trzech (sic!) strita - i do tego każdy innego


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-60787353-6
played at "Potosi" for USD RM from 2008-02-15 03:24 until 2008-02-15 03:26

Seat 1: MrTower ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 2: RagDogAA ($24.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Donizika ($20.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Brae_Bear ($20.55 in chips)
Seat 5: H99 ($15.35 in chips)
Seat 6: TadBrimmins ($11.05 in chips)
Seat 7: pieroti ($13.40 in chips)
Seat 8: kickit74 ($24.35 in chips)
Seat 9: BannerDaStrg ($25 in chips)
Seat 10: zacarena ($26.65 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
MrTower posts blind ($0.15), RagDogAA posts blind ($0.25), BannerDaStrg posts blind ($0.25).

PRE-FLOP
Donizika folds, Brae_Bear folds, H99 calls $0.25, TadBrimmins calls $0.25, pieroti calls $0.25, kickit74 calls $0.25, BannerDaStrg checks, zacarena calls $0.25, MrTower calls $0.10, RagDogAA checks.

FLOP [board cards: JS,9C,TC ]
MrTower checks, RagDogAA checks, H99 bets $1.25, TadBrimmins calls $1.25, pieroti bets $2.50, kickit74 folds, BannerDaStrg bets $7.50, zacarena bets $26.40 and is all-in, MrTower folds, RagDogAA folds, H99 calls $13.85 and is all-in, TadBrimmins folds, pieroti calls $10.65 and is all-in, BannerDaStrg calls $17.25 and is all-in.

TURN [board cards: JS,9C,TC,7S ]

RIVER [board cards: JS,9C,TC,7S,3S ]

SHOWDOWN
zacarena shows [ KS,QH ]
H99 shows [ 8C,7D ]
pieroti shows [ 9D,9H ]
BannerDaStrg shows [ 8H,QS ]
zacarena wins $1.65, zacarena wins $19.30, zacarena wins $5.85, zacarena wins $54.35.

SUMMARY
Dealer: zacarena
Pot: $82.65, (including rake: $1.50)
MrTower, loses $0.25
RagDogAA, loses $0.25
Donizika, loses $0
Brae_Bear, loses $0
H99, loses $15.35
TadBrimmins, loses $1.50
pieroti, loses $13.40
kickit74, loses $0.25
BannerDaStrg, loses $25
zacarena, bets $26.65, collects $81.15, net $54.50

kadus rzuciles? jak na moje on mial 7 5 pik i zbieral do royal flusa

albo 77 i turn 7 i river 7

nie ma to jak opinia eksperta jak by tak zrobił to musiałby być totalnym fishem